Oreo Day 3 Oh No Not De BEt

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Oreo Day 3 Oh No Not De BEt

Post by Guest on Sat May 08, 2010 9:02 pm

Today meez mommee and auntie tooked me out for a dribe. Meez waz one happy boi. Auntie drobed for a long wyle. When we gots to de place weez waz goin, can ya bleeb it, it waz a beternarians office. Noe meez dont mind goin dere but meez sur waznt happy to find out dat meez waz de patent. De bet waz berry nice and him tooked pxtures of meez weggies and hips. De bet tooked meez in de back office and rolled meez on meez back and putted soft fings agaiants meez bodi to holdz meez in pwace ehilst himz tooked de pixture. Dat was all fine but den a ladez cumed in and aher had long poiny fings and sharp skissors too. Dem were talkin bout pullin sum tititches outta sum poor puppy's pribate area.What??? youz wanna do what??? MOMMEEEE!! Magine meez prise when dat poor pup turned out ta be meez. Dem pointy skissors pulled da titches and snip, sn ip, meez waz fraid to eben breffe. Next fing de did was push some funni fing into meez nek. Meez haas to get SHOT? Meez diina do nuffin to getz shot fer. MOMMEE!!! OH, yuz mean a needle sh ot. Phew!!~!! meez qa a wittle worried dere, Wait a minute..A NEEDLE!!!!!! Meez fetties waz mobin but meez wasnt gettin any wares on dat slippy floor. Meez waz berry brabe and dina eben yip but meez heart was runnin. Next fing ya noz, de bet waz gibbin Mommee some pilz dat wooks like an eggie an tol herz to gib it to mez morrow. Dat pil iz so big dat iz culd rite on it and uz it as a name tag. Phinnaly we leeb de bets office and are on de way home. Befor we getz home, we stops at some pwace dat haz wots ob glass and water, Den meez hearz meez berry oen mommee sa dat herz wuill bringed meez back next week to fwim. FWIM????Meez don Fwim! Wadda ya meanz meez can lern? Meez not sur meez wikes dis idea, what is a life zerver? If dis iz so safe,why do meez needs a life zerver? Meez not so sur bout ala dis stuff. Guess if meez surbibes ala dis stuff, meez will rite more next week.

Lub, OREO, de soon to be soggy pup (not de cookie fing dat gets dunked)

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